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February 10th, 2012
Because here’s the thing about realizing you’re into girls. Hardly anyone I know has ever said, “Am I gay?” in the same way they say, “Hey, do you know what the weather’s supposed to be like tomorrow?” Like they just need to figure out how to dress for the occasion. No, when most people ask, “Am I gay?” they ask it with the kind of urgency they would usually reserve for things like, “Do I strap this parachute to my back and jump from this free falling airplane or do I nose dive into the ocean and hope the sharks don’t eat my remains? SINK OR SWIM? LIVE OR DIE? QUENCH THE FIRE OR BURN ALIVE?” It feels so urgent, and the reason it feels so urgent is because you’re probably not just asking, “Hey, do I want to make out with other girls?”

You’re also probably asking: What the hell are my parents going to say when I tell them I want to kiss other girls? And my friends and my co-workers and my classmates and everyone at my family reunion? And what’s that girl going to say when I tell her I want to kiss her? And how is my life ever going to be OK, and how can I go on being the same, and am I the same, and what else do I not know about what’s alive inside me? And who will still love me and who will start hating me, and is God involved, or the government maybe, and what if it’s only one girl I want to kiss, and how do I label myself and must I label myself, and what if I change my mind and, really, what if I do burn alive?
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November 11th, 2011
-frabjousday: saharali: lesbiansandcats: sickdays: leisures: cest-what: A completely new way of waking.  An alarm clock that wakes you with pleasure. The lowest settings are almost imperceptible. The Little Rooster does not wrench you from your sleep.   Then the power slowly increases.  The Little Rooster wakes you gradually, sensually, tenderly. What makes the Little Rooster really special is that delicious semi-conscious state when you’re not yet quite awake. Other alarms tear those precious moments from you. The Little Rooster not only lets you savour them, it makes them even dreamier.  Whether you leap straight out of bed or let it run its lazy course, no other clock will wake you with this joyful secret thrill. Fits your body perfectly.  The Little Rooster curves comfortably around your pubic mound, inside your knickers but outside your body.  The wide flat head stabilises the Little Rooster against your pubic bone and is exceptionally thin for maximum comfort.  The vibrating leg rests against your clitoris and labia.  No part of the Little Rooster is worn internally.   Most women become completely unaware of the Little Rooster within a minute of slipping it into their knickers.  Toss and turn and it will stay in place.  You can even walk around wearing your Little Rooster.  Can be soothing for long journeys.  Please do not use during take off and landing. Fully personalisable.  Adjust how gently it starts, how intense it gets, the snorgasm level, how long it lasts.  The Little Rooster has thirty power levels, for precision pleasure.  The motors even run while you set them, so you can tell exactly how powerful the feeling will be. Snooze.  The classic way to catch an extra wink. Snorgasm.  A pleasure-snooze, as gentle as you wish. Lets you drift off and enjoy a ten-minute erotic slumber. Play.  Slide the switch to ‘play’ and it’s a stunningly shaped variable speed two-motor pleasure toy.  Take control once you are awake - or whenever the mood takes you.  Two motors for extra throb.  One motor feels great, two is something else. They interact with each other, throbbing, pulsating. If you’ve tried a dual motor pleasure toy before, you’re probably a convert. If you haven’t, you’re in for a treat. And extra power.  The Little Rooster’s stimulation goes from butterfly to beast.   Twenty seven silent settings.  Plus three extra powerful “turbo” levels.  For those moments when intensity is the the only thing that counts. It is perfect for early risers. Waking you with pleasure, it bothers no-one else with noise.  The Little Rooster is the most considerate alarm clock in the world.  If only altruism were always this much joy. And if you wear earplugs, or sometimes worry you won’t hear your alarm, the Little Rooster is ideal for you.  Flat – not curved – where it counts.  Many pleasure toys are curved.  The Little Rooster’s base is flat.  Whether you are waking or enjoying an erotic break you will love the Little Rooster’s intimate closeness.  Beautifully shaped from sensual polycarbonate.  One of the most beautiful, sensual production materials in the world, both in how it looks and how it feels.  You would almost want to put it down your knickers even if it didn’t vibrate.  And it looks so innocent it could be your bedside clock between uses.  You can even set it just to beep.  If you really want to. Safe.  Fully tested against every eventuality.  And unlike many pleasure toys, the Little Rooster contains no phthalates. Uses green PWM technology.  Designed to use less electricity.  Contains rechargeable batteries. Patent Pending. Design Registered.  There is nothing else on earth like the Little Rooster. Comes with a 30 day money back no quibble guarantee: Try it for a month. If you decide to part with it for any reason, return it to us and we will promptly refund the full purchase price as well as your cost of posting it back to us.  We believe that once you’ve tried the Little Rooster, you won’t want to wake any other way. The Little Rooster.  Why wake any other way?  Jesus i am not even going to lie right now this would rule Holy god it would be literally impossible to wake up in a bad mood fancy! This is a vibrator alarm clock? Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t mind this since my current alarm is a c**t I don’t know if I’d actually want to sleep with it, although the idea appeals.

-frabjousday:

saharali:

lesbiansandcats:

sickdays:

leisures:

cest-what:

A completely new way of waking.  An alarm clock that wakes you with pleasure.

The lowest settings are almost imperceptible. The Little Rooster does not wrench you from your sleep.  

Then the power slowly increases.  The Little Rooster wakes you gradually, sensually, tenderly.

What makes the Little Rooster really special is that delicious semi-conscious state when you’re not yet quite awake. Other alarms tear those precious moments from you. The Little Rooster not only lets you savour them, it makes them even dreamier.  Whether you leap straight out of bed or let it run its lazy course, no other clock will wake you with this joyful secret thrill.

Fits your body perfectly.  The Little Rooster curves comfortably around your pubic mound, inside your knickers but outside your body.  The wide flat head stabilises the Little Rooster against your pubic bone and is exceptionally thin for maximum comfort.  The vibrating leg rests against your clitoris and labia.  No part of the Little Rooster is worn internally.  

Most women become completely unaware of the Little Rooster within a minute of slipping it into their knickers.  Toss and turn and it will stay in place.  You can even walk around wearing your Little Rooster.  Can be soothing for long journeys.  Please do not use during take off and landing.

Fully personalisable.  Adjust how gently it starts, how intense it gets, the snorgasm level, how long it lasts.  The Little Rooster has thirty power levels, for precision pleasure.  The motors even run while you set them, so you can tell exactly how powerful the feeling will be.

Snooze.  The classic way to catch an extra wink.

Snorgasm.  A pleasure-snooze, as gentle as you wish. Lets you drift off and enjoy a ten-minute erotic slumber.

Play.  Slide the switch to ‘play’ and it’s a stunningly shaped variable speed two-motor pleasure toy.  Take control once you are awake - or whenever the mood takes you. 

Two motors for extra throb.  One motor feels great, two is something else. They interact with each other, throbbing, pulsating. If you’ve tried a dual motor pleasure toy before, you’re probably a convert. If you haven’t, you’re in for a treat.

And extra power.  The Little Rooster’s stimulation goes from butterfly to beast.  

Twenty seven silent settings.  Plus three extra powerful “turbo” levels.  For those moments when intensity is the the only thing that counts.

It is perfect for early risers. Waking you with pleasure, it bothers no-one else with noise.  The Little Rooster is the most considerate alarm clock in the world.  If only altruism were always this much joy.

And if you wear earplugs, or sometimes worry you won’t hear your alarm, the Little Rooster is ideal for you. 

Flat – not curved – where it counts.  Many pleasure toys are curved.  The Little Rooster’s base is flat.  Whether you are waking or enjoying an erotic break you will love the Little Rooster’s intimate closeness. 

Beautifully shaped from sensual polycarbonate.  One of the most beautiful, sensual production materials in the world, both in how it looks and how it feels.  You would almost want to put it down your knickers even if it didn’t vibrate.  And it looks so innocent it could be your bedside clock between uses.  You can even set it just to beep.  If you really want to.

Safe.  Fully tested against every eventuality.  And unlike many pleasure toys, the Little Rooster contains no phthalates.

Uses green PWM technology.  Designed to use less electricity.  Contains rechargeable batteries.

Patent Pending. Design Registered.  There is nothing else on earth like the Little Rooster.

Comes with a 30 day money back no quibble guarantee: Try it for a month. If you decide to part with it for any reason, return it to us and we will promptly refund the full purchase price as well as your cost of posting it back to us.  We believe that once you’ve tried the Little Rooster, you won’t want to wake any other way.

The Little Rooster.  Why wake any other way? 

Jesus

i am not even going to lie right now

this would rule

Holy god it would be literally impossible to wake up in a bad mood

fancy!

This is a vibrator alarm clock?

Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t mind this since my current alarm is a c**t

I don’t know if I’d actually want to sleep with it, although the idea appeals.

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July 12th, 2011
justanothercomicgeek: Diana: What’s wrong, little one?Girl: They won’t let me play pirates with them.Diana: And why not?Girl: Because, I’m the girl and they need someone to save. It’s okay, I don’t even know how to sword fight.Diana: Neither do they, in battle they’d be slaughtered instantly. Would you like me to teach you how to sword fight? They’re using the horizontal cut, but in close like they are the thrust is a better move as it’s more likely to cause real injury and less likely to be blocked by your opponent. Do you understand? Girl: Uh-huh. Diana: Now go, unleash hell.

justanothercomicgeek:

Diana: What’s wrong, little one?
Girl: They won’t let me play pirates with them.
Diana: And why not?
Girl: Because, I’m the girl and they need someone to save. It’s okay, I don’t even know how to sword fight.
Diana: Neither do they, in battle they’d be slaughtered instantly. Would you like me to teach you how to sword fight? They’re using the horizontal cut, but in close like they are the thrust is a better move as it’s more likely to cause real injury and less likely to be blocked by your opponent. Do you understand?
Girl: Uh-huh.
Diana: Now go, unleash hell.

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July 4th, 2011

My mom texts me every time she hears the song “Unwell” by Matchbox 20 on the radio.  She says it makes her think of me.

She’s always super disappointed when I don’t take this as a compliment.

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ohmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhg

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Biting’s excellent. It’s like kissing, but there’s a winner.
Doctor Who, “The Doctor’s Wife” (via) (via fishy)

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July 3rd, 2011

We are not hated because we practice democracy, value freedom, or uphold human rights. We are hated because our government denies these things to people in Third World countries whose resources are coveted by our multinational corporations. That hatred we have sown has come back to haunt us in the form of terrorism. Instead of sending our sons and daughters around the world to kill Arabs so we can have the oil under their sand, we should send them to rebuild their infrastructure, supply clean water, and feed starving children.

In short we should do good instead of evil. Who would try to stop us? Who would hate us? Who would want to bomb us? That is the truth the American people need to hear.

Former US Air Force Lieutenant Colonel Robert Bowman, in Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States

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YES YES YES THIS THIS THIS

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Happy 4th of July, America.

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